Once the oasis was considered the most prestigious vacation spot – in the protected zone. Over time the elite province so that there is Canton! – desolate, in a dilapidated shack remains pointless to live the former owners – showing promise darling of fortune, fallen, rejected by society, and even families overlooked by those who have left their luck and gradually flowing into prostration living corpses.
pilgrim
Arrived in the capital from the remote provinces of Oleg, the future spy, was placed in a Dorm room to a student from Guinea. (This guy later became a Soviet agent.) Oleg disappeared, dropped out for a few months of the educational process, then re-emerged in the lectures and seminars. Others were expelled for truancy to a much lesser extent, he said goodbye, he successfully passed the exams.
After the distribution of graduates spread out in all directions, with Oleg stopped to see. Suddenly, in the center of the British capital, in a telephone booth, a classmate saw it. Welcome and waved his arms. Oleg turned away and continued phone conversas.
the Guy politely waited for the end of the conversation and began to climb with arms. Oleg roughly pushed him, made an attempt to skedaddle. Surely it was a mistake. The classmate followed the tracks. And shouted (in Russian):
– You’ve forgotten me. I am madly glad to a meeting!
Finally, Oleg stopped and hissed:
– Atsign! Go away, asshole!
He was an illegal alien, according to legend – arrived from Australia a small businessman, which opened in Britain, a company that sells canned kangaroo meat. His wife (according to legend – a canadian citizen, but in reality, the classmate) kept the cigarette stall near Hyde Park. From the beginning of their secret mission has not worked and was on the verge of failure.
It was a very unlucky couple. Husband tried to establish contacts with scientists-geneticists involved in the cloning of sheep, and become acquainted with the staff of space Observatory, the wife was Packed in girlfriend bought her mahr officers of the Royal Navy. Sad sack was suspected anastasescu and openly they criticized me: “You are Russian spies, all make clumsy and awkward”, but sorry, not deported and relished the mistakes that are made constantly. Their every move recorded and enjoying disgusting, made fun of, decry. Newspaper articles discussed the fact that only a deeply naive people can believe who grew up in Tmutarakan pilgrims with the habits of the inhabitants of the huts without hot water is able to transform into a glossy commercial of the free world.
Oleg tail relentlessly hung spies. After he met letshego with hugs classmate, in the press, a wave rose, and kioskersha, sold to the businessman on wall street, Cuban whitefishru with svilu, tried to drag him into the stall and to sell as much as a pack of damp photosoc provided that will regularly give her operative reports from the stock exchange.
Oleg miserably kicked out of Albion, then would-be spy settled with his wife in the Village and spawn a brood of kids. Walking with them through the forest, he taught them to notice: none if they have a tail.
Diplomat
a Brilliant future was destined grandson of the honored revolutionary: excellent marks in the school leaving certificate, admission to MGIMO, marrying a pretty granddaughter of the other revolutionary figures, friends of his father. All of these preferences, he was able to use.
Stately, successful diplomat confidently strode through the ranks, until he tripped on a trifling insignificant (in his view) episode: invited to Moscow a friend of a Chilean poet, he had not received the consent of the authorities. On the contrary, it is not recommended to meet the rhymer, because he in his poem impartially said about one of the leaders of our country. Diplomat of the recommendation is not heeded, to cancel the meeting did not. Caprice felt a momentary haze to unacceptable oddity, chided freethinker and severely punish not considered necessary.
downhill bend ride, when he, a prominent salivating international relations, flew from the US to my father’s funeral, said: strange mouth of the deceased open and Ameren. The other would have said nothing, pretended: all is well, especially my father paid military honors, saluted with a volley from carbines. But the son pushed dad’s jaw and found: pulled-out teeth with Golden crowns. Conducted the inquiry at the hospital where my dad passed away, found guilty. The staff laughed: “Nothing to prove!”.
Landing on native soil turned painful. To accuse anyone – a waste of time. But the diplomat insisted: dead is entitled to respect – not only ostentatious volley, and, so to speak, everyday. Homespun. He was required to return to service career, and he didn’t want to bring trouble to its logical conclusion.
In the higher echelons him a friendly advise: do not inflate squabbles and don’t mess with the marauders, calm down. But it came undone. There are people who, gritting his teeth, overcome the insults and slaps and continue as if nothing had happened, to succeed with frozen on his lips a smile. And there are those who fail, they unsettle injustice, meanness, slaps. Discord with reality is so great that brings to prolonged depression, to suicide.
the Scandal was made public – and even in countries where rebel was diplomatical. At home he said sharply: you’ve undermined the prestige of the Motherland. Disgraced everyone! He said,” ��Oh dad fought for something that was not Osventsima and Majdanek. But camp turns out to be again.” He pasted on the first number in Auschwitz and Majdanek people were killed, and then pulled out teeth with crowns, the old man did not kill anybody, on the contrary, carried with honor, I think, otkolupyvala a couple of incisors and canines, nothing terrible, he was in the world nuts not to chew!
Deprived of privileges have held the brand is “non grata” in his own office. For some time he strutted about ambiciozna: “I from childhood was the head, first as a team leader in the class, then the Chairman of the Board squads in the pioneer, then a Komsomol organizer of the course and the school where my son studies, I was elected head of the parents Committee! Can’t lower the bar and be an ordinary peasant!”.
his Wife sent him away. Mixed up with African, met him at the airport when he develosil things from abroad. Son under their orders left for permanent residence in Canada.
Former midovets decided to go into business. And take advantage of the former ties. But it’s one thing when you’re a representative of the establishment, more if you beg. Recent nawiliwili helpful charming smile, polished partners are now held remotely, talking down, sucked on the words, graciously promised to cope with friends the shopkeepers or with no hesitation not even recruited, and brazenly extorted: “You were swinging around in high places. Collect data from friends of missiles. Pay more than it will bring business.”
He became Director of the dining car. But to ride around the stations, manage waiters and calculate the proportions of sour cream in the soup, and sardines on a sandwich – specific leadership. Was the booze, woke up unemployed. Humiliated, demoralized, arrived to the Village, remember the winner, not a loser.
passport to the arts
Vincent is the star of the Confederation of losers – jealous of the natural inclination of some of their colleagues to unnatural sexual orientation. Vicentiu wanted to feel the men have the same feelings, which had for him some of his friends. Not work.
Vincent complained: in the art without the proper permit (that is gay) can not get through, and generally in life is not to succeed, and took part in a daring experimental performances, strutted around the stage naked, theater critic praises it and pinched (remember the review is called “Eka wonder!” – just about the unimpressive size of the naked body), but the actor was not discouraged and not depressed. Fellow Melpomenia the shop encouraged Vincent:
– you are still ahead. Perhaps older.
But he blundered. And didn’t want to flaunt a negligee.
Under what circumstances art��St leaves the stage? And went to the village? Does what drives liquors? And he swallows them in unlimited quantities? Clear pepper: realizing the full stage of collapse.
But before the final break with the not gave him the sweet bird of success, he hired on daily (thought: still associated with coveted profession) work: metallic voice dictated on tape for subsequent relay via personal telephone apparatus of the inevitable threats of prosecution in case of non-payment of debts on payment of utilities.
the Trouble was in the fact that the poor guy didn’t get along with his wife – she was tired of his running around stage and lights, she was married to yoga. (A feature of the current era – domination of magicians, sorcerers, psychics, adepts of a healthy lifestyle, adherents of proper nutrition and other hysterics). New husband put up a tent in the room where Vincent no-no, and appeared forced when it is not enough forces to drive to the village, divorced could not accept the fact that the adherent of the Lotus posture in his presence dragged into this tent the former half and the dog.
What did Vincent is unknown, but his ex was left a widow.
Vincent was Off and he zaperezhivala artists, and settled in the Village the public Prosecutor in resignation. Links enough to the former actor, remained at large. The penalty is also extinguished together.
Buried yoga, the wife left for the Himalayas (it was difficult for her to accept what has happened), and Vincent decided to establish the idyll with his own niece. In the Wake of yoga has come a lot of women. Everyone looked at Vincent expectantly and he remembered the proverb: “the Wife after the loss of her husband a widow, her husband after the loss of his wife – fiancé.” Realizing that Mature ladies strings of his soul do not touch, Vincent drew attention to their daughters. The niece did not oppose advances.
But gradually revealed the disadvantages of the chosen one. She liked to sleep, to sit idly by to chat on the phone. The daily routine was: Vincent got up early and made Breakfast. Then made dinner. Then climbed out of bed she Breakfast and lunch. Then he washed the dishes, and she Balakan with my friends, who told her the latest news, in the retelling they were full of inaccuracies.
the Summer went swimming in the river, in the winter went to the bath, Vincent built a steam with your hands. He has not shone with contentment. When the house burned down, moved to the bath. And started pozyskiwanie threw useless (he believed) existence. From her reverie exasperated wife. She demanded that he left outside, when he went to bathe.
Policy
Not done in the Village without a political component. A couple of Humanities badsome settled: he acted in the role of inveterate oppositionist, hot and constantly criticized the government, and Curley’s wife he established a commercial firm, gained an experienced veteran political strategists, those traveling the country and provided (for big money) the flow of the power of the candidates, which were subjected to dressing of the husband-the lover of truth. Wife coached their proteges for success and gifts to their success, so they turned a blind eye to the antics of her puppet blessed and not close his mouth for him.
Everyone understands everyone earns differently, so strictly no one is judged.
